Chapter 1: The Forest’s Navel
Let’s get started, shall we?
Sticks and stones and puns and bones!
Let’s get started, shall we?
There’s no place like home!
He’s so welcoming~
What’s there to hate about trees, dude? Don’t get SAPPY on us.
Keep staring, something will come to you.
Not a push off the treehouse, though. That’d just be mean.
Bellybuttons?!? Not in MY woods.
There’s nothing gentle about any of you guys.
A truly inviting stump.
Come on, Hoot, not another one of your metaphysical diatribes…